Wil's Rant

Actually, it was no human explanation. They used to say that it had no rational explanation. I guess someone finally decided that just because it wasn't human doesn't mean it's not rational. In either case, that's what the latest panel of experts have concluded about the weeping Madonna. According to the report, this was determined after extensive testing which would have shown any human cause for the blood. The part I find really perplexing is the fact that the blood tested as human male. Now there's a riddle. Female statues bleeding male blood? Perhaps it would have been easier to believe if the blood had tested female. Yeah that's it, I'd really believe it if it had been female blood, yeah, that's the ticket. Strange but true!